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Remarkably Unmarketable

by The Messy Jacksons

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1.
I got big plans to open up my mouth I got big plans of big stuff coming out But it all tries to come out at once And it sounds like the sound of silence I don't wanna look like an idiot Even when I'm being an idiot You know, there's so many ways of being an idiot No matter what you do, somebody thinks you're an idiot Get a little bit silly, Get a little bit sad, Get a little bit less afraid Of looking a little bit bad Go on and go and do what you're feeling Fuck what other people say I've found that people are often just assholes anyway Trying is the first step towards failure Doing is the first step towards done Hoping just leads to disappointment It's hard enough just to have begun Excuses are useless when they're self-inflicted Matching yourself to your ego's depiction I've always been better at writing fiction So you'll have to see yourself out
2.
Taco Bell and Lone Star Beer We're not big on fancy dinners round here Ain't got no money, ain't got no fear Just Taco Bell and Lone Star Beer Came down to Austin to see my man Tenfold Defrost some memories that have grown a little cold Xbox and poker chips and a bag of weed We'll hit this town tonight until our knuckles bleed We'll hit this town tonight until our knuckles bleed I'm a fool with my money I'm a fool without I think I like acting funny But I keep on keep on havin doubts I tried to live like other folks for one night I'm on vacation, ain't that my right? I exercise it, now I'm down to twenty bucks So it's Taco Bell for breakfast and Lone Star Beer for lunch Think I'm a thinker but I couldn't figure out How to see the Austin people talk about We'll do it right next time I'm here Just, please God, no more Taco Bell and Lone Star Beer
3.
When I woke up this morning My alarm clock was snoring But I couldn't climb out of my bed My limbs tired and heavy They were pinned under a Chevy And my bedsheets were made out of lead The source of my ennui Is this meteorology Got me cooped up like cattle in a shed And I'm starting to wish I were dead All this drippin and a droppin on my head It's got me flippin and a-floppin like a bottle nosed dolphin Who's trapped in a tuna fish net I'm starving for my friends But this rain it never ends And I'm slowly growing more and more insane I've been talking to the walls and Holding tea parties with dolls but The conversations are dull and inane I resolve to break free Pray those drops don't swallow me Or they'll drop me in a shallow muddy grave Sometimes you just gotta be brave But all this drippin and a droppin on my brain Is the clippin and a-cloppin of cavalry stalking Their prey running scared out on the plains The rain stung my eyes And I was flung from my bike I tried to break my fall with my face As my life passed before me Seemed like God might abhor me So I started humming the tune to Amazing Grace He sniffed the bullshit in my story Shipped me off to purgatory And denied me his loving embrace But hey, at least I finally left my place! Now I got a drippin and a-droppin out in space It's the tickin and a-tockin of a jailhouse clock Whose hands are always losing a race
4.
You think you're SO smart Like you're the only one who's got it all figured out Like everyone else is wrong Where do you get off? Thinking you know everything Thinking that every opinion you have Just happens to be correct Well, would you look at that? What a coincidence Man, how did you do that? How you be SO sure? Like you haven't ever changed your mind before Like you know you'll never change it again Where'd you get that confidence? Thinking you know everything Thinking that every opinion you have Just happens to be correct Well, would you look at that? What a coincidence Man, how did you do that? How can you be SO cruel? We used to be able to agree to disagree But you keep reading stuff you agree with, saying, "Every article I read, Everything I see, says I'M RIGHT!" Thinking you know everything Thinking that every opinion you have Just happens to be correct Well, would you look at that? What a coincidence Man, how did you do that?
5.
I am no everyman I am the only man in this post apocalypso wasteland we call modern life You're all just robots no I'm not a robot got my heart pumping oil and sensors working overtime Keep my doors locked, keep my pantries stocked, boarded up the windows, candles burning all night long I'm eating canned food, dried powdered bran food, and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin My TV hates me fucks with my circuitry the yelling and the crying makes me think I'll lose my mind I can't watch foxnews cause they're always starting feuds ignoramus necktie clones exploding in my ears I found all these talking heads so I just threw them in the shed now my backyard smells like cotton candy rotting on your gums I gotta quit watchin TV it's givin me epiliPepsi and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin My wallet's empty ain't got no currency automatic teller tellin me to go get lost I barely have a job I'm a rusty worn down cog grind my teeth until the blood gums up the machine I could use some company someone to hunt with me instead I'm standing behind storm doors hoping They don't storm on me I got my shotgun cocked, empathy switched to off, and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shakin and I'm shook
6.
Folsom 03:11
I hear that train a-comin' It's rollin' 'round the bend And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck in Portland, Oregon and time keeps draggin' on But that train keeps a-rollin' On down to Beaverton When I was just a youngin' Back when mama called me boy I thought guitars and microphones were just some fucking toys Then I saw a band in Reno just to see them live Those guitars and microphones? They took over my mind I bet there's rich folks drivin' In their fancy hybrid cars To their houses in the West Hills where their shoes don't fall apart Well I'm sure it's lovely livin', but I'm not sure that it's for me But the older that I get The more I know uncertainty If I ever get a "real job," A white-collar 9-to-5 Pray I don't lose my shit, strangle my peers with their neckties Oh the judge'll stare me down, say, "Boy, I'm sending you away On down to Folsom Prison A long vacation out of state"
7.
Leaving my home on a hot Highway 50 night Heading east through the Sierras to go bathe in some neon lights I made some promises I can't keep, The folly of youth: words are cheap Now I'm yelling "I DON'T" every night when I'm lying in bed asleep So I'm going to Reno To bury my ring My man, what does he know? He doesn't do anything As my boiling resentment Turns to simmering rage "Great Expectations" reads more like "Bleak House" As time yellows the page I dropped out of school so I could go and be a wife He gave me his hand, then he covered up my eyes The roof over my kitchen blocks out the stars Even a convict gets some time in the yard White picket fences ensnare the same as black iron bars So I'm going to Reno To bury my ring My man, what does he know? He doesn't do anything As my boiling resentment Turns to simmering rage "Great Expectations" reads more like "Bleak House" As time yellows the page The Biggest Little City, well, it's lovely this time of year The trees line the Truckee, the casinos fill you full of beer Leaning over the bridge on Virginia Street A tear hits the water, didn't think I'd weep Drop that fucker in the Truckee watch the current drag it down I done went to Reno And I buried my ring Beneath those cold Truckee waters Can you hear my heart sing? Now I got me a paper Says my life belongs to me Thought I'd lost my heart, I got it back Down on Virginia Street
8.
Vista Bridge 05:03
It's cold out here on the Vista Bridge But that won't bother me for long People say I should keep my nose down But people are usually wrong I'm not doing this for me I'm doing it for everybody else Mama can finally stop worrying Sister can look after herself I got a heart beating harder than a timpani drum Being hit with a mallet with the mass of the sun I got a pulse racing, muscle tensing, twisted up gut And the only way to beat it is to jump Oh God I wanna slow down But I accelerate I figured everything out Just a moment too late

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Recorded in two bursts at two locations in N/NE Portland between spring and fall 2016

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released March 10, 2017

All writing/performing/drum programming/recording/producing etc. - Marcus Grnnngeelngliglneiglleginlliillil

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Do like like funny sad sound words? Then Messy Jacksons have good sound words for you. You like finger string picky fretty? Messy Jackson have other good sound words for you. Messy Jacksons is sometimes one, sometimes many, sometimes acoustic, sometimes electronic, always funny sad sound words from the Portland that stole its name from the other Portland. ... more

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